Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Rant.
Wanna know what I hate? People with no common scence. I was helping my mom grade some tests and some kids were saying that Iowa is a desert. WTF? I almost punched the tests in the face. And i was grading this test and the kid stapled it in the wrong order so I wrote "WRONG ORDER" on the test and graded it. He only missed 2. One of the best grades out of everyone. And my mom got mad becasue the kid was a special ed student because I wrote wrong order on it. And I said well he got one of the best grades and she said that he got help on it. So this kid is a slow learner, I understand but he took the same test everyone else did and did better than most everyone because he got help. That is stupid because even if he has a disadvantage he should not get help. He should take a different, easier test and not get help on it. He is not learning anything by getting the answers fed to him. I may sound like a bastard but I don't really care.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
MY P.E.-NESS!!!
So today Kyle was telling me a story. And he said something along the lines of this "so the super-bitch told me to go back to P.E. so i said that i was excused from my P.E.-ness" When he told me that I almost died laughing. yeah.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Chaper two.
Now it is time for part 2 of 5. 10 Gregmandments.
1. Thou shalt not be a bastard.
2. Thou shalt not kill anyone, unless condemned to bastarism.
3. Thou shalt not waste Dr.Pepper.
4. Thou shalt not stray to other liquids like water...phhhhh
5. Thou shalt not worship any other Gods but the great Greg
6. Thou shalt not listen to crap..errr rap.
7. Thou shalt respect my authority.
8. Thou shalt not watch Fox News.
9. Thou shalt not hate on the Disc Golf.
10.Thou shalt not hide anythings of great importance to anyone else.
Could you tell i was running out of ideas? Hahaha!
1. Thou shalt not be a bastard.
2. Thou shalt not kill anyone, unless condemned to bastarism.
3. Thou shalt not waste Dr.Pepper.
4. Thou shalt not stray to other liquids like water...phhhhh
5. Thou shalt not worship any other Gods but the great Greg
6. Thou shalt not listen to crap..errr rap.
7. Thou shalt respect my authority.
8. Thou shalt not watch Fox News.
9. Thou shalt not hate on the Disc Golf.
10.Thou shalt not hide anythings of great importance to anyone else.
Could you tell i was running out of ideas? Hahaha!
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Chaper one.
Greg created the Earth and everything on it in 6 days. One day faster than some other so called "Gods". The first day, March 8th 1994 went like this: on the First day Greg Created The Great Glow in the Dark Disc in the sky, The Sun. Then on the second Greg Created Dr.Pepper, the liquid all life needs to survive. On the 3d day Greg Created things that look as though they are older that 15 years old to test his true believers. On the 4th he created Greven, the place everyone goes when they die, except the bastards. On the 5th He created Grell, the place where the bastards go. Then on the 6th and finale day Greg created all living things on the earth as they are right now.
Well. Tell me what you think.
Well. Tell me what you think.
Grible
Hello all! This is my blog thing. Uhhhh things that I will talk about include music, disc golf, and uhhhh things that piss me off. Like bad parents. We will save that for another day. I am also in the process of writing the Grible, book of Greg worship. So i guess you can look at my blogs and stuff.
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