Chapter 3. Or 4. I can't remember.
This expert comes from the book of Dan.
"So we marched across the desert for about 8 days with no water or food. This must have been the Great Greg's work. We came across a man in a clock. He said he had free puppy's and candy. We accepted his offer. The man said the puppy's and candy were in his van. We went to his van and were thrown in. It hurt. To our surprise there was lots of puppy's!! And pounds of candy!! The lesson is always get into stranger's vans if they offer puppy's and candy. Nothing bad will happen. Ever."
Sorry it has been a while. But it's not like anyone reads this...
