MY P.E.-NESS!!!

So today Kyle was telling me a story. And he said something along the lines of this "so the super-bitch told me to go back to P.E. so i said that i was excused from my P.E.-ness" When he told me that I almost died laughing. yeah.

Chaper two.

Now it is time for part 2 of 5. 10 Gregmandments.
1. Thou shalt not be a bastard.
2. Thou shalt not kill anyone, unless condemned to bastarism.
3. Thou shalt not waste Dr.Pepper.
4. Thou shalt not stray to other liquids like water...phhhhh
5. Thou shalt not worship any other Gods but the great Greg
6. Thou shalt not listen to crap..errr rap.
7. Thou shalt respect my authority.
8. Thou shalt not watch Fox News.
9. Thou shalt not hate on the Disc Golf.
10.Thou shalt not hide anythings of great importance to anyone else.

Could you tell i was running out of ideas? Hahaha!

Chaper one.

Greg created the Earth and everything on it in 6 days. One day faster than some other so called "Gods". The first day, March 8th 1994 went like this: on the First day Greg Created The Great Glow in the Dark Disc in the sky, The Sun. Then on the second Greg Created Dr.Pepper, the liquid all life needs to survive. On the 3d day Greg Created things that look as though they are older that 15 years old to test his true believers. On the 4th he created Greven, the place everyone goes when they die, except the bastards. On the 5th He created Grell, the place where the bastards go. Then on the 6th and finale day Greg created all living things on the earth as they are right now.


Well. Tell me what you think.

Grible

Hello all! This is my blog thing. Uhhhh things that I will talk about include music, disc golf, and uhhhh things that piss me off. Like bad parents. We will save that for another day. I am also in the process of writing the Grible, book of Greg worship. So i guess you can look at my blogs and stuff.